Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
May 27, 202111 min read
My Quest For A Personality
With the 2021 World Grand Re-Opening upon us, millions of American’s across the interwebs are scrambling as they come to the realization...
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Mr Bigleys
Apr 9, 20214 min read
Women, Blacks, Now Asians? Who Do We Humanize Next?That, and the Media's Denial of Transracism.
UGH….It’s like every time I turn on the news, there’s a new group of people I’m expected to humanize. Black people were easy, seeing as...
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Mr Bigleys
Jan 14, 20217 min read
A Bag Of Dog Poo, A USPS Drop-Box, and a Cult. How One Bad Decision Led Me To Join QAnon
Back in 2016, if you were to tell me that in just a few years I'd be associated with a conspiracy organization deeply rooted in a...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 5, 20205 min read
What Now? A Search For Meaning After The Election
Barring the threat of any real lawsuits or accusations of voter fraud, it appears that Joe Biden will be our next president of the United...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 2, 20204 min read
Millions Of Farm(ville)ers Out Of Job Following Shutdown
Breaking News coming out of San Francisco, CA - Millions of American farmers have found themselves out of work after the agriculture...
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Mr Bigleys
Sep 24, 20206 min read
7 Steps on How To Pander To White Voters: A Guide For Presidential Candidates
It's been just over a year since I wrote the award-winning political guide, 7 Steps on How To Pander To Black Voters: A Guide For White...
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Mr Bigleys
Sep 4, 20204 min read
Would Twitter Threads Have Stopped Hitler?
Contrary to popular belief, I do have some reading capabilities. Even though my bro-shaman, Joe Rogan, swears by listening to audiobooks...
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Mr Bigleys
May 17, 20203 min read
Pro’s and Con’s Of The Corona Virus
At this point, it feels like every other article I write is about Corona. I used to think I was creative, finding different ways to grab...
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Mr Bigleys
Jan 7, 20203 min read
A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires
Set the alarms because 2020 is starting off HOT for activism clout. In case you've missed it, Australia is on fire – the whole thing....
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Mr Bigleys
Dec 27, 20192 min read
CBC’s Decision To Cut Trump Out Of Home Alone 2 Is An Act Of Terrorism - Here's Why
Here at FaHooNews.com, we prefer to stay out of politics when we can. It’s just not our lane. Why challenge Michael Jordan to a...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 29, 20193 min read
Farmington University: Another Example of College Admission’s Racist Biases
Shocking news coming out of Farmington, Michigan, this week. The prestigious Farmington University (FU) has been shut down after being...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 31, 20192 min read
Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump
Un-fucking believable. Our orange 'leader' is at it again. Let's hear him try to mansplain this… See, when I woke up this morning and saw...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 23, 20193 min read
After Election Victory, Trudeau Announces He'll Wear "High-Yellow" Face To Be Obama For Halloween
It's official: Justin Trudeau will serve a second term as Canada's prime minister. The election was neck and neck with Trudeau narrowly...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 11, 20194 min read
Rumor Alert: Original Cast Of “Whistleblowers” Envious Of New Member’s Early Stardom
How does the original cast of Whistleblowers feel about it's new cast members? I ask Edward Snowden to find out.
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 9, 20193 min read
7 Bumper Stickers That Should Come With AIDS
1) Baby On Board NOT ONCE…Not once in my life have I ever been in the midst of rear-ending someone, spotted their baby on board sticker,...
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Mr Bigleys
Aug 29, 20194 min read
Breaking Down the 2020 (Elementary) Election
The 2020 Election is projected to be the closest in year. Who will win the 4th grade class Presidency?
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Mr Bigleys
Aug 19, 20193 min read
How The Largest Protest Was Created By A Dog
A protest people are calling "the largest protest never to get anything done."
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Mr Bigleys
Jun 27, 20194 min read
AN ADVERTISING EXEC'S CLIMB TO THE TOP THAT YOU HAVE TO HEAR TO BELIEVE
You won't believe this Advertising Executives insane path to riches and fame.
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Mr Bigleys
Jun 4, 20192 min read
The US Government Has Unleashed It’s Next Step to Make America Exclusive Again (MAEA)
It’s no secret what FaHooNews.com thinks of the governments marketing strategies as of late: GENIUS. Bigleys won’t go back into detail of...
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