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The Time I Told A Girl She Had Fat Thumbs - A Quarantine Reflection
Memories are weird. God only knows how many things we forget within minutes, and yet, other moments that happened as children will haunt...
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Mr Bigleys
Apr 20, 20204 min read
One Man's Quest For Meaning Beyond Money
Last week I discussed the intricate art of how to avoid being poor. I posted it to several subreddits so I could shove my wisdom down the...
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Mr Bigleys
Apr 1, 20206 min read
Are African American’s Appropriating White Culture?
Cultural appropriation has been a sizzling hot topic for the past few years now. Big names including Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus,...
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Mr Bigleys
Mar 27, 20207 min read
The Holy Bracket - The First Ever Tournament Between Religious Leaders
With the Coronavirus forcing every major sporting event to cancel, one tournament still remained. Sports fans across the world had it...
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Mr Bigleys
Mar 17, 20203 min read
Quarantine Thoughts Pt. 1
March 17th, 2020: Day 5 of the quarantine It's been just about 120 hours since the NBA canceled their season, the NCAA cut March Madness,...
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Mr Bigleys
Mar 10, 20209 min read
My Open Apology Letter
As some of you may already know, I believe in everything Joe Rogan says or does. Everyone has their rock: Some people go to church,...
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Mr Bigleys
Feb 27, 20205 min read
My Extremely Long-Winded Reasoning Behind Pissing In The Short Urinal
There've been times in my life when I realize things are going a little too well. As a 25-year vet in this game of life, I know that a...
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Mr Bigleys
Feb 6, 20206 min read
Bigleys 6 Essential Gym Rules
1…Put Away Your Dick If we could all, somehow, obtain 5-7% of the confidence that exists within old men in locker rooms sporting 3-inch...
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Mr Bigleys
Feb 4, 20204 min read
5 Simple Steps To Pull Off The Perfect DIY Funeral
Great news — Your last living parent finally croaked. For years Mom's been draining your inheritance with her absurd living costs. Sure,...
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Mr Bigleys
Jan 14, 20203 min read
A Poem For Those Who Refuse To Return Their Shopping Carts
FaHooNews.com has been in operation for just over a year now. We've written numerous articles across an array of topics. Just like any...
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Mr Bigleys
Jan 2, 20203 min read
How A False Prophet Was Born
When I decided to start half-assing my real job - full-time - so I could focus more on my journalism dreams, I had the purest of...
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Mr Bigleys
Dec 27, 20192 min read
CBC’s Decision To Cut Trump Out Of Home Alone 2 Is An Act Of Terrorism - Here's Why
Here at FaHooNews.com, we prefer to stay out of politics when we can. It’s just not our lane. Why challenge Michael Jordan to a...
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Mr Bigleys
Dec 18, 20193 min read
2020's Next Trend: Mini Man Missiles
Fashion trends are continually cycling in and out of style. What was once in, will go out, only to make a triumphant return. Take 2019 as...
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Mr Bigleys
Dec 5, 20193 min read
Well, I Guess I'm Gay
When I woke up - today felt like any other day. I rolled out of bed, took a shower, got ready for work, and hopped in my car to drive to...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 29, 20193 min read
Farmington University: Another Example of College Admission’s Racist Biases
Shocking news coming out of Farmington, Michigan, this week. The prestigious Farmington University (FU) has been shut down after being...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 21, 20194 min read
If Population Control Is A Thing, Here Are My Nominations For First Cuts
Population control is always a touchy subject, especially since that whole Hitler situation happened. I think I speak for most when I say...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 14, 20192 min read
BREAKING: Influencers Migrating To LinkedIn After IG Eliminates Likes
This past week, Instagram announced they would start hiding likes on a user's profile in certain parts of America. The company has been...
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Mr Bigleys
Nov 5, 20194 min read
My Story As a Modern War Veteran
When FaHooNews.com was conceived, I never planned on making myself the center of a story. I've always preferred telling the stories of...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 31, 20192 min read
Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump
Un-fucking believable. Our orange 'leader' is at it again. Let's hear him try to mansplain this… See, when I woke up this morning and saw...
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Mr Bigleys
Oct 29, 20194 min read
6 Things Poor People Take For Granted
1) Not Having The Temptation To Eat As a rich person, we are constantly surrounded by the temptation to eat. Every day is another battle....
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